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[Unlikely] "Hey, Dad, where are we going on vacation, Disney World?" "No, son, we're going to the Elvis is Alive Museum"
(Hattiesburg American)
[Asinine] This article is so loaded with fail that it creates a vortex of suck that makes it go all the way around to win
Chicago Sun-Times
[Amusing] If you beat your father for the cherry-pit spitting championship... you might be a redneck
CNN
[Sappy] Otter bliss
(Some Guy)
[Dumbass] For the completely hopeless people out there, this website will show you how to fold a newspaper
(Real Simple)
[Wheaton] The Clown Sweater makes an appearance on Glamour Magazine's "Do's and Don'ts" page. With bonus "eyes blacked out" goodness
(Some Farkette)

